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The year's best Ugly Christmas Sweater. Maybe you have to make an appearance at the office Christmas party, but you don't have to like it. Protest the tradition by showing your Netflix binging pride. Hopefully someone will be cool enough to get the reference. If not, at least when the boss...
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The holidays can be a tough time. We miss our lost loved ones, like Barb from Stranger Things. Wherever you are Barb, Merry Christmas. We miss you.
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Our first Christmas without Harambe will be a bittersweet one. Get the Holiday sweater that pays tribute to this fallen primate.
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It's a classic.  Enough said.
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This sweater features the not so happy look of Spongebob's caveman ancestor. Merry Christmas
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Oh sh*t waddup! Here come Dat Boi!! Unicycling frog knows you don't mess with Dat Boi. Pull on your sweater and get ready.
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"Say goodnight to the bad guy", in this Scarface Holiday Christmas sweater. Tony Montana has his Santa hat on and it's been snowing like a mofo. Form a line, it's time to hit the slopes.
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Merry Christmas, ya Filthy Animal! Be the filthy party animal at this year's ugly Christmas sweater party. '90s kids will get the reference.
  Santa Trump will end the War on Christmas. Never again be worried the checkout lady will be offended at your "Merry Christmas" greeting. Don you now this great apparel and make Christmas Great Again!! 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex Made with a soft knit for a comfortable and easy...
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Get the Christmas sweater featuring the birthday boy, Jesus. Do we put 30 candles on his cake...or 2017? Just wondering. We may need a bigger cake.
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Stop the indecision. It's time to get into the Bone Zone. And into this sweater with the face of America's sweetheart.
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Tis the season to be dabbing, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! Didn’t know Santa could get down, did you? Add a little hip hop soul to your ugly Christmas sweater, because this year it’s all about the dab.
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After you’ve washed all of your major crevices, used adult formula shampoo and cream rinse, and brushed your teeth with an American Dental Association-approved toothbrush, throw on this Home Alone themed sublimation printed fleece and prepare for total strangers to start barking “KEVIN!” in your direction. It’s a must-have for the...
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For years, this group of beings has been oppressed. Force to work tirelessly to build toys for thankless little snot-nosed human children. Stop Santa's slavery, because Elf Lives Matter!!
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As much as we try to pretend the holidays are about family and Jesus, let's get real. It's about the excuse to party. Get Lit AF in your new holiday sweater. It's time!
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The gingerbread people have been pushed to their limit. Now they're back and their ticked off. Go inside and lock your doors. It's the return of "The Walking Bread". If you are confronted by any this Holiday Christmas season, the only way to stop them is to eat their head....
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Nothing better than wearing just a hat and scarf for run around in that powdery white stuff. Just Chillin' with my Snowmies. Like we do.
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The only gift softer and sweeter than this sweater is an actual puppy. But if you're not too jazzed about chewed shoes and picking up poop -- buy this instead! The puppy pattern will allow you feel like you're under a pile of puppies and what's more Christmas than that?...
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The cats of Christmas will complete your holiday wardrobe. You could slam some eggnog, stare at this sweater for hours, and never get bored. No need to feel lonely when you can wrap yourself in this many cats.
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They say you never forget your first love... we sure didn't! We still have dreams about Kelly Kapowski at least three times a week. Is that weird? Whatever. It's alright 'cuz we're saved by the [jingle] bell. When you give yourself a look this holiday season, make sure that you are sporting...
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The ugly sweater on an ugly sweater! Get mindblowingly meta in this sublimation-printed sweater featuring everyone's favorite brick phone toting scammer, Zack Morris. It's twice as ugly and twice as 90s as any ugly sweater out there.
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The abominable snowman is here on this sweater, and he's, "Yeti To Party". You bring the drinks, and he'll bring the ice.
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You want this. No. You NEED this!
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This hilarious American Psycho Santa sweater will have everyone doing a double take. This image with a holiday themed background pattern of knives, chainsaws, and axes, make it the perfect gift.
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Now that's what we call a win-win! Evoke laughter, shock, awe, disgust, envy, and maybe even a bit of holiday horniness as you blow minds every time you wear this sublimation-printed sweater.
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Oh, Snap! Ugly Christmas Sweater
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A sweater that offers a perfectly sweet and innocent way to give the middle finger to everyone at your company Christmas party. Sure, it has an aggressive "Bite Me" on it, but also -- look at the cute gingerbread man. Win-win, really.
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They say that exercise increases the libido, so it really is no surprise that after a long day of dashing through the snow these reindeer feel a little randy. Innocent from afar, you may notice peoples' gazes widening as they draw closer to you. At which point, you can give them a knowing...
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The pressures of the holidays can only be handled with the sweet burn of alcohol. Merry Drunk all! I'm Christmas! Cheers!
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Heres the sweater featuring the only known photo of Jesus and Santa together. The birthday boy is such a kidder. Just after the photo was snapped, Jesus pulled Santa's hat down over his eyes, gave him a wedgie, then vanished. Merry Christmas everyone.
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Just in time for the holidays. It's the Human Santapede Christmas sweater. Put this sweater on, then gather the family around the fire, and tell them of your plans to join three shopping mall Santas into one being. Keep the children away from the garage for awhile....Daddy will be working...
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F Society Ugly Christmas Sweater
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Has anyone ever seen them in the same place at the same time? Let's examine this: NOTORIOUS BIG SANTA CLAUS Christopher Wallace Kristopher Kringle Moderately overweight Moderately overweight King of New York King of North Pole Known for saying 'Ho' often Known for saying 'Ho' often Red and black lumberjack with...
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Nothing pleases Jesus more than people who are DTF... Down To Forgive, of course. 'Tis the season to spread cheer by F'ing all the people you put off F'ing in the past. It's good for your mind, body, and soul.
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He may have gotten Halloween confused with Christmas while talking to Jimmy Fallon last year, but the man behind the world's most famous lisp had a moment of clarity and wants to wish you a Merry Christhmith! Punch out scrooges in this Mike Tyson Christhmath sthweater that altho makesth a seamleth...
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Go Jesus, it's your birthday, we gonna party like it's your birthday! Forget Santa's cookies, it's all about Christ's cake! Bust out the party hats and confetti and celebrate in style with this sublimation-printed fleece. 
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Sweet relief! Santa's existence may be miraculous, but all that milk had to kick in some time, am I right? Proudly sport the holiday print that puts a realistic twist on a old favorite as Santa paints the snow yellow with the merriest of messages.
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What this Holiday Christmas sweater is trying to say is that when the snow comes out, Santa Claus isn't too far behind...Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas. Never mind the fornicating reindeer.
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This classic blue Fair Isle Hanukkah sweater is the perfect choice for when you are lighting the menorah, playing dreidel, stuffing your face with latkes within an inch of your life, and much more! Entering an ugly sweater party? You’re sure to make it rain gelt with this bad boy....
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Dear Santa, There's only one thing I want for Christmas this year and it's Hillary's emails. Ok, actually two things: Hillary's emails and this Christmas sweater. I promise to be good all year!
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Dr. Who Unisex Ugly Sweater
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Certain things just go together. Take Santa 'n Rudolph, for example. They go together like... well, Kid 'n Play. Come correct while you're gettin' it at every house party this season.
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Winter is Coming... Game of Thrones But is Jon Snow dead? Is Jon Snow alive? Does Jon Snow really know nothing?!? We're not sure, but we do know that bastard makes House Stark great. 
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Deck the halls with boughs of holly, Fa La La La La Valhalla La! Go black and white or full color in this eternally badass Valhalla sublimation-printed sweater featuring things that shoot and things that blow up.
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Sun's not out, but that doesn't mean you have to put away the guns. Uphold the 2nd amendment and arm yourself with this festive weapon inspired ugly Christmas sweater.
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I crie eberytime I tink abot Harambe. Rest n piece, swhet monky. Mari Crispymas n haven. -- Marin Crops
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Remember as you are rushing to complete your holiday to-do list. No step on Snek, ok? Snek is happy in a Santa hat. Watch out!
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When you haven't done enough push ups in PT, you can wear this sweater and feel the burn. Merry Christmas, Private Claus! Now drop and give me 50. BACK SIDE High Quality Digital Faux Christmas Sweater
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Get THE best Ugly Christmas Sweater in the entire galaxy!  Not only is this an amazing addition to your closet, but every single sale benefits the Humanizing The Badge non-profit!
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For our EMS brothers and sisters!  Every sale benefits the Humanizing The Badge non-profit!
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If I wanted to be liked, I would have been a firefighter!  All kidding aside, we love our brothers and sisters who go into harm's way.   Not only is this an amazing addition to your closet, but every single sale benefits the Humanizing The Badge non-profit!
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The Holiday Christmas sweater for the patriot of patriots. A III% defender of the constitution, no matter the situation.
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In the spirit of the holidays, leave me the F alone. Repel the negativity by proclaiming, "Don't Tread on Me." Show your Christmas solidarity with the snake's tiny Santa hat. It's a perfect 1st Amendment expression in sweater.
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Celebrate Christmas Texas style in this Holiday sweater. Santa's sleigh is pulled by thoroughbreads instead of reindeer, and kids leave out a pinch of Red Man in lieu of cookies and milk. Otherwise, it's not too much different than the rest of the country.
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United States Coast Guard Holiday Christmas sweater honoring the men who protect our shores. Semper Paratus
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United States Navy Holiday Christmas sweater honoring the largest, most well equipped naval force in the World. Anchors Away.
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Represent your favorite military academy all holiday season with this Westpoint Christmas sweater. Go Black Knights!!
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Merry Fitness, ya filthy animal!
Star Wars' Stormtrooper army may have not been able to hit the broad side of a barn, but you won't be able to miss in this holiday sweater. Reel in the ladies with the power of the Force and mesmerize them in this button-up cardigan. You'll no longer be looking...
When he sneaks into your house, and leaves presents under the tree, he won’t need any milk and cookies. Have a very zombie Christmas. 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex Made with a soft knit for a comfortable and easy fit
Oh Christmas manatee, oh Christmas manatee, you’re whiskers are so lovely. Oh Christmas manatee, oh Christmas manatee, you make me feel oh so bubbly. 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex
Party like a seal on Christmas with this snazzy light-up sweater. You’ll be best-dressed at the club, the Christmas tree, and all the ugly Christmas sweater parties. 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex Made with a soft knit for a comfortable and easy fit
When people see you in this sweater they are going to want to remember it, write it down, and take a picture of it. Then they’re going to want to borrow it; at which point you can tell them to borrow a job and use their own paycheck to cop...
Summon your inner mean girl at the family dinner table this year, because on Christmas we wear pink. You can't sit with us unless you wear this holiday sweater. 100% Cotton Hand Wash Unisex
Ermahgerd!!! Erts Cherstmers!!!! Your love for Gersberms and Berks may have been replaced with a wine obsession in your adult life, but your unbridled childlike joy remains. As does your retainer and lisp.  100% Cotton Unisex
When food is delicious, the beverages frothy, you haven't moved all day, it's all very slothy. Have a very Merry Slothmas in this fair isle holiday sweater. 100% Cotton Hand Wash Unisex
You can't swing around your North Pole all the time to impress the ladies. That's why Crossfit Santa Claus has brought you battle ropes to prove your sexual prowess. Order this ugly Christmas sweater one size up 'cause you're about to get swole. 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex Made with...
There might be a war on Christmas, but lucky for you -- you're Jewish! Wear the Star of David proudly, as it was meant to be displayed -- on the chest of a flashy Hanukkah sweater. 100% Cotton Hand Wash Unisex
Even Santa couldn't escape the Crossfit cult. What did escape was gas from too much eggnog and holiday ham. Let Santa show them how to deadlift, bro. 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex
The hilarious, must have Holiday Christmas sweater for this season. This top will leave onlookers speechless. I'ts Big Foot in a skimpy Christmas bikini. Who knew? 100% Cotton Unisex
Snowman live a dangerous life. Everything is out to get them. The sun. Dirt. Snowplows. But the worst frienemy a poor snowman faces is the neighborhood dog. That yellow snow make a soggy, soft spot they can never quite recover from. Show your support that Snowman's lives matter with this...
OMG, a kitty! Not in the history of Christmas has there ever been feline with such style. This suave tuxedo cat completes his outfit with a Santa hat so you can complete your ensemble in this holiday sweater. 100% Cotton Hand Wash Unisex
A tale as old as time, the Christmas Horse is here on this sweater to spread cheer to all good boys and girls. He's celebrating because Santa's out with the reindeer and he can finally relax. Come tell this Christmas Horse sweater what you want in your stocking. He doesn't...
Not even Santa on the crapper is safe from T-Rex when his Christmas hunger is strong. He found a candy cane, but can't reach his mouth with those tiny arms. So now it's St. Nick for Christmas dinner. Poop and dino humor all on one holiday sweater. 100% Cotton Hand...
This Christmas miracle you've been hoping for -- all on one sweater. Polar bears depict the twinning miracle on fair isle, a top of a plethora of snowflakes and bad decisions. Toss back some egg nog, slip on this sweater, grab your bestie, and make your dreams come true. 100%...
You know who was into Christmas before it became mainstream? Dinosaurs. Capture the Jurassic joy of prehistoric Christmas with this T Rex Fair Isle sweater. 100% Cotton Hand Wash Unisex
Not to be confused with Nala or Grumpy Cat, this little guy is Crackers – the nuttier-than-a-fruitcake distant cousin of Mr. Bigglesworth. Stressful family get-togethers have left him slightly unbalanced and more than slightly unpredictable. And just in time for the holidays, he is suffering from red and green heterochromia....
When he isn't up on the rooftop or guiding the sleigh, Rudolph likes to let his hair down - and make a little extra scratch - in Tampa. With a bod like that, can you blame him? Just remember: NO TOUCHING. Unisex 100% Cotton Machine Wash
When Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, and the rest of the crew take the day off, Santa Claus busts out his weekend warrior, the Stegosaurus. (Not pictured: elves on Microraptors. #squadgoals)  Unisex 100% Cotton Hand Wash
This sweater will remind you of the classic Nat King Cole Christmas song. "Rudolph's roasting on an open fire. Jack Frost nipping up your nose."....You know the rest. 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex
Dress the part for all those reindeer games in this Christmas sweater-jersey. Represent Santa's rebel, Rudolph, by proudly wearing Number 9. Unisex 100% Cotton Machine Wash
Santa sees you when you’re sleeping and knows when you’re awake. But he’s also sexy and strong and rides his noble steed without a shirt. So it’s ok. Believe in Santa and believe in #SunsOutGunsOut. 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex
Why a Christmas beaver? Because the Christmas beaver is warm and fuzzy and always has a steady supply of wood. That’s why. 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex
Practice your blue steel and hit the high-fashion runway in this Zoolander inspired Mugatu Klaus ugly Christmas sweater. You're so hot right now. 88% Acrylic / 8% Polyester / 4% Other Fibers Hand Wash Unisex
Do you often find yourself wishing you could go back to the simpler times of Intel 8008 and MOS Technology 6502? Do the holidays make you long for the glory of your trusty Atari VCS or NES? Does a maximum of 256 on a display at any given time just...
Hakuna matata!! The circle of life is complete as Santa bring baby Jesus to the mount for all the world to see! Celebrate the wondrous Christmas tale on this magically ugly sweater. 100% Cotton Imported Hand Wash Jacquard Embroidery pattern multi color
Sure, Santa is the most prolific messenger of all-time and great at knowing the sleeping patterns of every human on the planet, but the elves have superpowers all their own: Making the toys Making sure that the reindeer are fed and don’t poison themselves to death eating mistletoe Sorting all of Santa’s...
The only thing more wondrous than a unicorn is a unicorn with a candy cane horn (and matching mane and hooves). The perfect blend of strength, majesty, and sugar, it is nothing short of magical. Don’t act like you’re not impressed. 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex
Finally, a holiday sweater that depicts you at your office Christmas party last year -- in sparkly unicorn form. Even vomit is classy in glitter. 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex
The holidays can be a tough time of year. Encourage proper habits of doing nothing with everyone's favorite tree-dweller. This holiday sloth sweater is a comfortable reminder to just "hang in there." The holidays are an excuse to be the lazy sloth you've always dreamed of. 100% Cotton Machine Wash...
Have a Meow-y Christmas in this elegant red sweater featuring festive black cats in various states of celebration. Scottie dogs may have cornered the prized pet holiday sweater genre in the past, but now it’s time for kitties and their balls of yarn to shine! Unisex 100% Cotton Machine wash...
Is this our unofficial version of Rugby the Tiger from ‘The Christmas Toy’? Has the fall in popularity of Frosted Flakes forced Tony to moonlight? Did we make this for your sports-themed ugly Christmas sweater party? To be honest, we don’t know what’s going on with this one. We tend...
You could travel the North Pole to see wild polar bears. You could drive around the neighborhood to see Christmas lights. But why would you do either when you can have this light-up polar bear sweater and never leave the house? Unisex 100% Cotton Machine Wash Lights up
This light-up sweater brings hope to all the fearful masses. Rudolph will save the day, because he’s real, he can fly, and he can actually shoot lasers from his red nose. So let the Rudolph bat signal shine bright! 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex Lights up
This is a sweet Christmas sweater. Gather the kids around the fire and tell that traditional Holiday tale about the Alligator who longed for the taste of coconuts. Sadly, he couldn't climb that high, so he settled on eating Kris Kringle. He kept the hat though. Unisex 100% Cotton Machine...
Rudie says "Relax. Go do it." in this 420 friendly holiday sweater. Rudolph takes center stage as he is surrounded by Christmas Kush, the super north pole chronic that gets Santa and the sleigh high into the sky every year! 100% Cotton Machine Wash
Once upon a Christmas night, Santa saw a frightful sight. For where he lay his head, was a single monkey on the bed. In the morning he could not find his suit and hat, and didn’t know where his mind was at. Now when Christmas rolls around, all he asks...
Sweet sweater featuring the Kris Kringle Christmas version of the classic video game, Space Invaders. Dodge falling stocking stuffers and duck behind the Tree barricades as you and Santa Clause defeat the universe together. 100% Cotton Imported Unisex
Pose as Santa Clause in this Holiday Christmas sweater. Your head on Kris Kringle's body is absolutely hilarious. Features twinkling lights as well. So take a seat and invite someone to come over and sit on your lap. 60% Cotton/40% Acrylic Imported Machine Wash Has 4 led flashing lights that...
Everything an ugly Christmas sweater should be: red, green, chaotic, and covered in dinosaurs. Up the ante this holiday season and buy one for you and your sweetie. You'll match and guarantee they won't be kissing anyone else under the mistletoe. 100% Cotton Imported Hand Wash Multi Jacquard Made in...
After everyone sees the real, light-up, twinkly lights dancing on this sweater, everyone will be giving the thumbs-up right back to that radical polar bear. Be the hit of the party -- or rave if that's your Christmas plans. 60% Cotton/40% Acrylic Imported Machine Wash Has 4 led flashing lights...
Pug life. Pug sweater. It doesn't get any better. There's a holiday rhyme for the glorious cuteness and wonderment that is this Christmas sweater. Don't you just want to snuggle it? Talk in a high squeaky voice to it? Gah. Pug! 60% Cotton/40% Acrylic Imported Machine Wash Ribbed-knit collar, cuffs,...
The sleeveless version of our "All Over Christmas Sweater". It's got everything you need for the perfect ugly holiday sweater. Wear this vest with pride. 60% Cotton/40% Acrylic Imported Machine Wash V-neck sweater vest Be the hit of your Christmas party Ribbed-knit trim at neck, arm openings, and hemline
Forget the tinsel and jewels for this year's ugly sweater party. Scary is the new ugly. The Grady Sisters say, "Come Play with Us," so you don't have to convince anyone to join you under the mistletoe. 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex
Sparkling stars of Bethlehem, sweet Jesus babies, holy goats and trusty camels! This sweater says “Follow me to Christmas!”. 100% Cotton Machine Wash
The fruitcake has gone bad!! (Though, admittedly, we’re pretty sure it was ever actually good.) Rudolph got into the trash and ate this gummy bear-filled travesty, causing near instantaneous vomiting. Apparently, it’s like reindeer kryptonite. Or reindeer ipecac. Either way. 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex
Halloween might be over, but the terror of family Christmas is just around the corner. The "Here's Santy" sweater will provide a spine-chilling buffer between you and that aunt that always kisses you on the lips. 100% Cotton Machine Wash
The force is strong with this ugly Christmas sweater. Wear it, and the force will be with you through all the holiday parties, Christmas shopping, and time with distant, drunk relatives. 100% Acrylic Imported Hand Wash Long sleeve pullover sweater Exclusive Christmas sweaters Made in China International Shipping is not...
Get the sweater that screams Christmas. You got Santas? Check. Reindeer? Check. Holly? Check. Snowflakes? Check. Mistletoe? Check. Christmas Tree? Check. Star? Check. Yup, you have all the ingredients for an epic Christmas sweater. Happy Holidays. 60% Cotton/40% Acrylic Imported Machine Wash Pullover crew neck with long sleeves Be the...
There's nothing ugly about this Christmas sweater. Proudly display your lumbersexuality -- or affection for lumberjacks -- with the plaid that won't go bad. It'll show Hipster Santa you've been extra good this year. 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex
 Show off your bikini bod this Christmas season without getting frostbite. Maybe you can't spend the holiday vacation on Christmas Island, but the two sandy snowmen on this sweater know how to party. 100% Cotton Imported Machine Wash Long sleeves Ribbed cuffs, collar, and waistband
I don't always dress up in Christmas sweaters, but when I do -- it's this one with the most interesting Santa in the world. 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex
With the sleigh sidelined, and still more gifts to deliver, Santa Clause is forced to bust out the motorcycle with sidecar. With him as always, is Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. Look closely at this Christmas sweater, you'll see a look of horror on Rudolph's face, as he's forced to...
So THAT's how confetti is made! 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex
At the next holiday gathering, give attendants a glimpse into their future via this sweater. The snowman of Christmas future shows all party-goers exactly what the day-after booze, rich food, and bad decisions looks like -- a gross hangover. 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex
Ah, the holidays. The only time it's socially acceptable to take time off work to do nothing, but eat sugary treats and drink so much you can't move. Santa Sloth is on board with the laziness in this scatter patterned Christmas sweater. Join forces with your kindred spirit the sloth...
This Holiday Christmas sweater looks like it was generated on an old Commodore 64 PC. It features Santa's, stockings, and candy canes raining down in brilliant 0.2 Megapixels. 100% Cotton Machine Wash Comfortable fit
Nothing says Christmas quite like Snoopy sleeping on top of his dog house....right? He's strung lights up on his roof and around your neck. A Merry Holiday Peanuts Sweater. 100% Acrylic Imported Hand Wash Long sleeve pullover sweater
When the department stores start putting out Christmas stuff before Halloween it can be infuriating. But now you can celebrate both holidays from October to December with this Nightmare Before Christmas ugly sweater. Jack Skellington would approve. 100% Polyester Officially Licensed Product Super Soft 100% Polyester, all around print Brand...
So maybe the sun's not out, but there's no reason your guns can't still be. Support your favorite hair rockers with this one-of-kind mustard yellow ugly Christmas sweater that tells the holiday story of Guns N' Roses. Just because it's Jesus' birthday doesn't mean you should stop rocking. 100% Acrylic...
Christmas may be known for its cheer, but there's a Dark Side to everything. Command respect when you stroll into the ugly Christmas sweater party with Darth Vader and his Santa Hat-wearing Stormtrooper sidekicks across your chest. 100% Polyester Unisex 100% Polyester Officially Licensed International Shipping is not available for...
Pimp my ride takes on the ultimate challenge: Santa’s sled. This ugly Christmas sweater is for rollin’ down the street smokin endo, sippin’ on gin and juice. Like a boss. Cotton Blends Machine Wash or Dry Clean
Santa’s little helper is missing! Spread the word before Christmas, or you might not get any presents this year! At least that’s the story. Little guy probably escaped to Costa Rica for some much-needed R&R. Cotton Blends Machine Wash or Dry Clean International Shipping is not available for this item....
For the motorcyclist in the family, Santa has probably never seemed quite as endearing as the other biker gangs. Don't let his cheerful demeanor fool you. Santa is Jolly to the Bone and born to be wild. Hop on this hog and let's get the party started in the ugly...
The pimp game don’t stop for Christmas, it just gets elf-ified. Now get your elf on like a pimp, and show them bitches how to do an ugly Christmas sweater party. 60% Cotton/40% Acrylic Imported Machine Wash
The great thing about Santa is that he is fashionable. The secret thing about Santa is that he is always prepared. This ugly Christmas sweater shows you just where Old St. Nick stashes his bottle of jolly. Be like Santa. Be prepared. 60% Cotton/40% Acrylic Imported Machine Wash
While you're staring down at your phone texting your BFF about how much you don't want to be with your family, let your sweater do the talking for you. Each emoji you send bestie is displayed in a scatter pattern on this ugly Christmas sweater -- with bonus Santa hats....
If all you want for Christmas is to elf yourself, then this sweater is for you. Don your elf disguise and you’ll be able to get into any Christmas party this holiday season. 60% Cotton/40% Acrylic Machine Wash Ribbed-knit trim at neck, cuffs, and hem
Wear this ugly Christmas sweater carolling, and you’ll look just like a little singing elf. Wear it to an ugly sweater soiree, and you’re sure to be the hit of the party. Wear it on Christmas morning, and get some great laughs all around. Wear it to the north pole,...
Maybe there's sprigs of holly and mistletoe, but do we have to with the balls? Protest the mistreatment of Christmas trees by proclaiming, "I don't want your balls on me!" It's a Christmas sweater with a purpose. 60% Cotton/40% Acrylic Imported Machine Wash Pullover Christmas sweater in color-blocked patterning featuring...
It might be Christmas. You might have to be festive. But you don't have to wear sleeves just because you are going to an ugly Christmas sweater party. Show off the guns and your affection for Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer in this Christmas sweater vest. 60% Cotton/40% Acrylic Machine Wash...
Get the body you've always wanted. The kind that looks like a Christmas elf and can actually pull off a sweater vest. It's a step above the ugly Christmas sweater trend. 60% Cotton/40% Acrylic Machine Wash Contrast ribbed-knit hem, arm openings, and neck
When the housing bubble busted, Santa lost his shop at the North Pole. Now he’s slingin’ bells in New York, begging for change so he can buy a new sled… and a shirt. Won’t you help him out? 100% Cotton Unisex Hand Wash Ribbed-knit trim at neck, cuffs, and hemline...
Need a ridiculous ugly Christmas sweater? This one is sure to stand out. It will be a big hit at ugly sweater parties, and it will get plenty of laughs on Christmas morning. But beware, everyone will want to tickle the furry little reindeer noses. 100% Cotton Unisex Hand Wash...
I'd put this Christmas sweater up against any other piece of winter attire in the office ugly sweater contest. A pair of melons with Santa hats? In some odd way, it actually works. "Seasons Squeezings" to all, and to all a good night. 100% Cotton Unisex Hand Wash Ribbed-knit collar,...
Let's Play Ball! Your Christmas vacation will be complete with Fluffy (RIP), a jello mold, and this classic ugly sweater. Grandma will be so proud. 100% Cotton Unisex Hand Wash Rib-knit neckline, cuffs, and hem
Channel your inner Khaleesi and bring the most treasured of gifts to Christmas this year. It will be a very Hatchy Christmas indeed when your loved ones finally get this dragon egg Games of Thrones reference. We may have to wait excruciatingly long for each new season, but this sweater...
Gentlemen -- and interested ladies -- that have dreamed their whole life of lustrous chest hair, the wait is over. This ugly Christmas sweater allows you to let those curlies fly free on this mock cardigan sweater. Complete with nipples. 100% Cotton Unisex Hand Wash Crew neckline
It may not be WWI, but the holidays can be stressful. Just remember the reason for the season, presents. Keep calm and open presents. It'll be over soon. 100% Cotton Unisex Hand Wash Multi Jacquard
Nothing says Christmas quite like a couple of dachshunds in Santa Clause outfits. Along with the bone shaped snowflakes, this is the perfect holiday sweater. 100% Cotton Unisex Hand Wash
Look, up in the sky. It's a bird. It's a plane. It's Super Santa. That's not one of those molded rubber outfits that Batman wears. This sweater is all Kris Kringle. Never heard of this superhero? Not too many people have. The Justice League won't allow him to join due...
 A sweater for all the times you just really needed someone to shut their trap, but couldn't say it out loud. She doesn't even go here applies to school, work, family gatherings, and friend's parties. Show those losers they don't belong -- with this sweater. 100% Cotton Unisex Hand Wash...
Before we had chestnuts roasting over an open fire, the Jurassic world had different holiday traditions. In prehistoric times, T-Rex would go out on an annual hunt for reindeer and bring the offerings to the baby Jesus to resolve him of his sins. It was a simpler time that can...
Rudolph and his antlers aren't the only ones getting lit this Christmas season. This classic Christmas sweater will help you get holiday drunk in a festive style. You won't have to worry about it matching anything except your highball glass. 100% Cotton Unisex Hand Wash Ribbed trim
Sports! Sports! Sports! Go team! You don't have to sacrifice your masculinity to show a little Christmas spirit. Just support Team North Pole with this Number 25 ugly Christmas sweater. Everyone will still know your pole still points north when it needs to. 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex Made with...
 This pair of snowmen look like there flying higher than Santa Clause ever has. The frigid couple on this sweater have consumed a bit too many hallucinogens, and seem a bit paranoid. "I'm melting, I'm melting" 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex Made with a soft knit for a comfortable and...
The only two things you really want hanging in your stocking this Christmas -- cash and grass. Celebrate the real reason for the season at the next ugly Christmas sweater party. 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex Made with a soft knit for a comfortable and easy fit
The only Christmas sweater that captures your true spirit year round. Jamaican Rasta Santa has One Love that he spreads through sweet smoke throughout the holiday season and beyond. Rock the yellow in addition to traditional red and green. Rasta God's will bless you. 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex Made...
Can't quite tell if Santa Clause and his elf friend are fishing or peeing in the lake. Either way, this is cool Christmas sweater with light up stars. 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex Made with a soft knit for a comfortable and easy fit
Ain't no party like a snowman ski party! Pile up that snow and let's hit the slopes! Make sure you bundle up with this holiday sweater so you don't get the sniffles. 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex Made with a soft knit for a comfortable and easy fit
What the F happened to Kris Kringle? This men's Christmas sweater features Santa Clause with an oversize melon and body that rivals South Park's Mr. Mackey. No child would want to come near this St. Nick. The few that did would find it quite difficult to sit on his lap....
Santa isn't just red velvet suits and sugar cookies. Think about it. Santa's a badass! He has 364 other days a year to pursue his hobbies and interests. One of those is sumo wrestling. Another is making his own sushi. Santa is people too. Support Santa on his off days...
The elves have a gift for you this Christmas. The large present they're moving has a pocket just the right size to hold a beer.  100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex Made with a soft knit for a comfortable and easy fit
 Finally!! A sweater you can actually use! Not only does this Christmas sweater let you rep your Rudolph love, it also has a built in beer pocket. Don't face the holidays sober. 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex Made with a soft knit for a comfortable and easy fit
 Pandas are off the endangered species list, so it's time to party!! Nobody parties harder than a species on the rebound. Show your black and white support with this Panda Christmas Party Sweater. 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex Made with a soft knit for a comfortable and easy fit
When someone asks "Where has Christmas spirit gone?" Point to your chest and reply, "Christmas spirit is not gone. It is just out to sea. Santa King Neptune is watching over it for us until we can behave." Get back on King Neptune's nice list and spread nautical Christmas cheer...
Check out headbanging Frosty the Snowman on this Holiday Chrismas sweater. Decked out in his leather jacket with the sweet spiked mohawk. Look closely, you'll see that he's flipping the bird. An instant classic. 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex Made with a soft knit for a comfortable and easy fit...
You might be on Santa's naughty list this year, but just like in video games -- there's a cheat for real life. Find all the hidden gold just by slipping on this ugly Christmas sweater. 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex Made with a soft knit for a comfortable and easy...
See if you count how many Santa Clauses are on this men's Christmas sweater. I think there's 73, but don't quote me on that. I lost count three times and my model refused to lift his arms up. 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex Made with a soft knit for a...
See Santa's off-season workout program on this sweet Christmas sweater. No wonder Kris Kringle and the Elves are still going strong after all of these years. Check out St. Nicks upper body! 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex Made with a soft knit for a comfortable and easy fit
 The Christmas sweater that poses the question.....Is it Moses? Is it Santa Clause? I don't know. I just hope my name isn't etched on that stone tablet "Naughty List". 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex Made with a soft knit for a comfortable and easy fit
 The real present this Christmas season will be how all your family members avoid eye contact and small talk when you stroll into festivities with you Illuminati money sweater. Watch out for Uncle Andy though. He's three beers in and ready to talk conspiracy theories. That's still better than a...
 Get the sweater celebrating the Pontiff, Pope Santa Clause III. Why not? He looks great in the hat. 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex Made with a soft knit for a comfortable and easy fit