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Party like a seal on Christmas with this snazzy light-up sweater. You’ll be best-dressed at the club, the Christmas tree, and all the ugly Christmas sweater parties. 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex Made with a soft knit for a comfortable and easy fit
When he isn't up on the rooftop or guiding the sleigh, Rudolph likes to let his hair down - and make a little extra scratch - in Tampa. With a bod like that, can you blame him? Just remember: NO TOUCHING. Unisex 100% Cotton Machine Wash
The fruitcake has gone bad!! (Though, admittedly, we’re pretty sure it was ever actually good.) Rudolph got into the trash and ate this gummy bear-filled travesty, causing near instantaneous vomiting. Apparently, it’s like reindeer kryptonite. Or reindeer ipecac. Either way. 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex
Pose as Santa Clause in this Holiday Christmas sweater. Your head on Kris Kringle's body is absolutely hilarious. Features twinkling lights as well. So take a seat and invite someone to come over and sit on your lap. 60% Cotton/40% Acrylic Imported Machine Wash Has 4 led flashing lights that...
When people see you in this sweater they are going to want to remember it, write it down, and take a picture of it. Then they’re going to want to borrow it; at which point you can tell them to borrow a job and use their own paycheck to cop...
The only two things you really want hanging in your stocking this Christmas -- cash and grass. Celebrate the real reason for the season at the next ugly Christmas sweater party. 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex Made with a soft knit for a comfortable and easy fit
Everything an ugly Christmas sweater should be: red, green, chaotic, and covered in dinosaurs. Up the ante this holiday season and buy one for you and your sweetie. You'll match and guarantee they won't be kissing anyone else under the mistletoe. 100% Cotton Imported Hand Wash Multi Jacquard Made in...
Gentlemen -- and interested ladies -- that have dreamed their whole life of lustrous chest hair, the wait is over. This ugly Christmas sweater allows you to let those curlies fly free on this mock cardigan sweater. Complete with nipples. 100% Cotton Unisex Hand Wash Crew neckline
Rudie says "Relax. Go do it." in this 420 friendly holiday sweater. Rudolph takes center stage as he is surrounded by Christmas Kush, the super north pole chronic that gets Santa and the sleigh high into the sky every year! 100% Cotton Machine Wash
Get the sweater that screams Christmas. You got Santas? Check. Reindeer? Check. Holly? Check. Snowflakes? Check. Mistletoe? Check. Christmas Tree? Check. Star? Check. Yup, you have all the ingredients for an epic Christmas sweater. Happy Holidays. 60% Cotton/40% Acrylic Imported Machine Wash Pullover crew neck with long sleeves Be the...
You know who was into Christmas before it became mainstream? Dinosaurs. Capture the Jurassic joy of prehistoric Christmas with this T Rex Fair Isle sweater. 100% Cotton Hand Wash Unisex
This Christmas sweater features a large mug shot of Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer. Taken after the high speed pursuit he led the police on back in '05. "Look straight ahead, now turn to the right" 100% Acrylic Soft and Warm Machine Wash  Great for holiday photos or events Makes...
Not to be confused with Nala or Grumpy Cat, this little guy is Crackers – the nuttier-than-a-fruitcake distant cousin of Mr. Bigglesworth. Stressful family get-togethers have left him slightly unbalanced and more than slightly unpredictable. And just in time for the holidays, he is suffering from red and green heterochromia....
Christmas may be known for its cheer, but there's a Dark Side to everything. Command respect when you stroll into the ugly Christmas sweater party with Darth Vader and his Santa Hat-wearing Stormtrooper sidekicks across your chest. 100% Polyester Unisex 100% Polyester Officially Licensed International Shipping is not available for...
 This pair of snowmen look like there flying higher than Santa Clause ever has. The frigid couple on this sweater have consumed a bit too many hallucinogens, and seem a bit paranoid. "I'm melting, I'm melting" 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex Made with a soft knit for a comfortable and...
When Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, and the rest of the crew take the day off, Santa Claus busts out his weekend warrior, the Stegosaurus. (Not pictured: elves on Microraptors. #squadgoals)  Unisex 100% Cotton Hand Wash
Get the body you've always wanted. The kind that looks like a Christmas elf and can actually pull off a sweater vest. It's a step above the ugly Christmas sweater trend. 60% Cotton/40% Acrylic Machine Wash Contrast ribbed-knit hem, arm openings, and neck
Sure, Santa is the most prolific messenger of all-time and great at knowing the sleeping patterns of every human on the planet, but the elves have superpowers all their own: Making the toys Making sure that the reindeer are fed and don’t poison themselves to death eating mistletoe Sorting all of Santa’s...
Ermahgerd!!! Erts Cherstmers!!!! Your love for Gersberms and Berks may have been replaced with a wine obsession in your adult life, but your unbridled childlike joy remains. As does your retainer and lisp.  100% Cotton Unisex
Summon your inner mean girl at the family dinner table this year, because on Christmas we wear pink. You can't sit with us unless you wear this holiday sweater. 100% Cotton Hand Wash Unisex
Can't quite tell if Santa Clause and his elf friend are fishing or peeing in the lake. Either way, this is cool Christmas sweater with light up stars. 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex Made with a soft knit for a comfortable and easy fit
Sweet sweater featuring the Kris Kringle Christmas version of the classic video game, Space Invaders. Dodge falling stocking stuffers and duck behind the Tree barricades as you and Santa Clause defeat the universe together. 100% Cotton Imported Unisex
Forget the tinsel and jewels for this year's ugly sweater party. Scary is the new ugly. The Grady Sisters say, "Come Play with Us," so you don't have to convince anyone to join you under the mistletoe. 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex
So maybe the sun's not out, but there's no reason your guns can't still be. Support your favorite hair rockers with this one-of-kind mustard yellow ugly Christmas sweater that tells the holiday story of Guns N' Roses. Just because it's Jesus' birthday doesn't mean you should stop rocking. 100% Acrylic...
There might be a war on Christmas, but lucky for you -- you're Jewish! Wear the Star of David proudly, as it was meant to be displayed -- on the chest of a flashy Hanukkah sweater. 100% Cotton Hand Wash Unisex
Why doesn’t Santa give Jesus any presents? That is the question. This conspiracy goes back more than 2,000 years, but know one will ever know unless you buy this ugly Christmas sweater. 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex Made with a soft knit for a comfortable and easy fit
It's the most wonderful time of the year. Chocolate bunnies, spring time weather....I mean...Chocolate stars and mistletoe. I mispoke. Merry Christmas!! Not Happy Easter!! My human, Steve Harvey mistake. 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex Made with a soft knit for a comfortable and easy fit
Check out headbanging Frosty the Snowman on this Holiday Chrismas sweater. Decked out in his leather jacket with the sweet spiked mohawk. Look closely, you'll see that he's flipping the bird. An instant classic. 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex Made with a soft knit for a comfortable and easy fit...
Halloween might be over, but the terror of family Christmas is just around the corner. The "Here's Santy" sweater will provide a spine-chilling buffer between you and that aunt that always kisses you on the lips. 100% Cotton Machine Wash
Star Wars' Stormtrooper army may have not been able to hit the broad side of a barn, but you won't be able to miss in this holiday sweater. Reel in the ladies with the power of the Force and mesmerize them in this button-up cardigan. You'll no longer be looking...
Sparkling stars of Bethlehem, sweet Jesus babies, holy goats and trusty camels! This sweater says “Follow me to Christmas!”. 100% Cotton Machine Wash
Maybe there's sprigs of holly and mistletoe, but do we have to with the balls? Protest the mistreatment of Christmas trees by proclaiming, "I don't want your balls on me!" It's a Christmas sweater with a purpose. 60% Cotton/40% Acrylic Imported Machine Wash Pullover Christmas sweater in color-blocked patterning featuring...
 The real present this Christmas season will be how all your family members avoid eye contact and small talk when you stroll into festivities with you Illuminati money sweater. Watch out for Uncle Andy though. He's three beers in and ready to talk conspiracy theories. That's still better than a...
When the department stores start putting out Christmas stuff before Halloween it can be infuriating. But now you can celebrate both holidays from October to December with this Nightmare Before Christmas ugly sweater. Jack Skellington would approve. 100% Polyester Officially Licensed Product Super Soft 100% Polyester, all around print Brand...
The only Christmas sweater that captures your true spirit year round. Jamaican Rasta Santa has One Love that he spreads through sweet smoke throughout the holiday season and beyond. Rock the yellow in addition to traditional red and green. Rasta God's will bless you. 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex Made...
Before we had chestnuts roasting over an open fire, the Jurassic world had different holiday traditions. In prehistoric times, T-Rex would go out on an annual hunt for reindeer and bring the offerings to the baby Jesus to resolve him of his sins. It was a simpler time that can...
Have a Meow-y Christmas in this elegant red sweater featuring festive black cats in various states of celebration. Scottie dogs may have cornered the prized pet holiday sweater genre in the past, but now it’s time for kitties and their balls of yarn to shine! Unisex 100% Cotton Machine wash...
The sweater that says, "When Santa's away the elves will play." After a year of busting tail and making toys, the elves finally get to let loose. What Santa doesn't know, won't hurt him. Knock em back guys, because it's back to work tomorrow. 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex Made...
 A sweater for all the times you just really needed someone to shut their trap, but couldn't say it out loud. She doesn't even go here applies to school, work, family gatherings, and friend's parties. Show those losers they don't belong -- with this sweater. 100% Cotton Unisex Hand Wash...
The sleeveless version of our "All Over Christmas Sweater". It's got everything you need for the perfect ugly holiday sweater. Wear this vest with pride. 60% Cotton/40% Acrylic Imported Machine Wash V-neck sweater vest Be the hit of your Christmas party Ribbed-knit trim at neck, arm openings, and hemline
Once upon a Christmas night, Santa saw a frightful sight. For where he lay his head, was a single monkey on the bed. In the morning he could not find his suit and hat, and didn’t know where his mind was at. Now when Christmas rolls around, all he asks...
 The Christmas sweater that poses the question.....Is it Moses? Is it Santa Clause? I don't know. I just hope my name isn't etched on that stone tablet "Naughty List". 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex Made with a soft knit for a comfortable and easy fit
Channel your inner Khaleesi and bring the most treasured of gifts to Christmas this year. It will be a very Hatchy Christmas indeed when your loved ones finally get this dragon egg Games of Thrones reference. We may have to wait excruciatingly long for each new season, but this sweater...
For the motorcyclist in the family, Santa has probably never seemed quite as endearing as the other biker gangs. Don't let his cheerful demeanor fool you. Santa is Jolly to the Bone and born to be wild. Hop on this hog and let's get the party started in the ugly...
The elves have a gift for you this Christmas. The large present they're moving has a pocket just the right size to hold a beer.  100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex Made with a soft knit for a comfortable and easy fit
Practice your blue steel and hit the high-fashion runway in this Zoolander inspired Mugatu Klaus ugly Christmas sweater. You're so hot right now. 88% Acrylic / 8% Polyester / 4% Other Fibers Hand Wash Unisex
When someone asks "Where has Christmas spirit gone?" Point to your chest and reply, "Christmas spirit is not gone. It is just out to sea. Santa King Neptune is watching over it for us until we can behave." Get back on King Neptune's nice list and spread nautical Christmas cheer...
You can't swing around your North Pole all the time to impress the ladies. That's why Crossfit Santa Claus has brought you battle ropes to prove your sexual prowess. Order this ugly Christmas sweater one size up 'cause you're about to get swole. 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex Made with...
OMG, a kitty! Not in the history of Christmas has there ever been feline with such style. This suave tuxedo cat completes his outfit with a Santa hat so you can complete your ensemble in this holiday sweater. 100% Cotton Hand Wash Unisex
 Pandas are off the endangered species list, so it's time to party!! Nobody parties harder than a species on the rebound. Show your black and white support with this Panda Christmas Party Sweater. 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex Made with a soft knit for a comfortable and easy fit
You could travel the North Pole to see wild polar bears. You could drive around the neighborhood to see Christmas lights. But why would you do either when you can have this light-up polar bear sweater and never leave the house? Unisex 100% Cotton Machine Wash Lights up
 Get the sweater celebrating the Pontiff, Pope Santa Clause III. Why not? He looks great in the hat. 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex Made with a soft knit for a comfortable and easy fit
 All Christmas sweaters are created equal, just like all religions are created equal. So why not wear an ugly Christmas sweater with Rabbi’s dancing in a conga line? It’s that time of year for everyone, after all. 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex Made with a soft knit for a comfortable...
After everyone sees the real, light-up, twinkly lights dancing on this sweater, everyone will be giving the thumbs-up right back to that radical polar bear. Be the hit of the party -- or rave if that's your Christmas plans. 60% Cotton/40% Acrylic Imported Machine Wash Has 4 led flashing lights...
Dress the part for all those reindeer games in this Christmas sweater-jersey. Represent Santa's rebel, Rudolph, by proudly wearing Number 9. Unisex 100% Cotton Machine Wash
This sweater will remind you of the classic Nat King Cole Christmas song. "Rudolph's roasting on an open fire. Jack Frost nipping up your nose."....You know the rest. 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex
Do you often find yourself wishing you could go back to the simpler times of Intel 8008 and MOS Technology 6502? Do the holidays make you long for the glory of your trusty Atari VCS or NES? Does a maximum of 256 on a display at any given time just...
Rudolph and his antlers aren't the only ones getting lit this Christmas season. This classic Christmas sweater will help you get holiday drunk in a festive style. You won't have to worry about it matching anything except your highball glass. 100% Cotton Unisex Hand Wash Ribbed trim
 Show off your bikini bod this Christmas season without getting frostbite. Maybe you can't spend the holiday vacation on Christmas Island, but the two sandy snowmen on this sweater know how to party. 100% Cotton Imported Machine Wash Long sleeves Ribbed cuffs, collar, and waistband
Even Santa couldn't escape the Crossfit cult. What did escape was gas from too much eggnog and holiday ham. Let Santa show them how to deadlift, bro. 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex
See if you count how many Santa Clauses are on this men's Christmas sweater. I think there's 73, but don't quote me on that. I lost count three times and my model refused to lift his arms up. 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex Made with a soft knit for a...
Ah, the holidays. The only time it's socially acceptable to take time off work to do nothing, but eat sugary treats and drink so much you can't move. Santa Sloth is on board with the laziness in this scatter patterned Christmas sweater. Join forces with your kindred spirit the sloth...
There's nothing ugly about this Christmas sweater. Proudly display your lumbersexuality -- or affection for lumberjacks -- with the plaid that won't go bad. It'll show Hipster Santa you've been extra good this year. 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex
Not even Santa on the crapper is safe from T-Rex when his Christmas hunger is strong. He found a candy cane, but can't reach his mouth with those tiny arms. So now it's St. Nick for Christmas dinner. Poop and dino humor all on one holiday sweater. 100% Cotton Hand...
The hilarious, must have Holiday Christmas sweater for this season. This top will leave onlookers speechless. I'ts Big Foot in a skimpy Christmas bikini. Who knew? 100% Cotton Unisex
With the sleigh sidelined, and still more gifts to deliver, Santa Clause is forced to bust out the motorcycle with sidecar. With him as always, is Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. Look closely at this Christmas sweater, you'll see a look of horror on Rudolph's face, as he's forced to...
Snowman live a dangerous life. Everything is out to get them. The sun. Dirt. Snowplows. But the worst frienemy a poor snowman faces is the neighborhood dog. That yellow snow make a soggy, soft spot they can never quite recover from. Show your support that Snowman's lives matter with this...
Ain't no party like a snowman ski party! Pile up that snow and let's hit the slopes! Make sure you bundle up with this holiday sweater so you don't get the sniffles. 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex Made with a soft knit for a comfortable and easy fit
Finally, a holiday sweater that depicts you at your office Christmas party last year -- in sparkly unicorn form. Even vomit is classy in glitter. 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex
Sports! Sports! Sports! Go team! You don't have to sacrifice your masculinity to show a little Christmas spirit. Just support Team North Pole with this Number 25 ugly Christmas sweater. Everyone will still know your pole still points north when it needs to. 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex Made with...
Santa sees you when you’re sleeping and knows when you’re awake. But he’s also sexy and strong and rides his noble steed without a shirt. So it’s ok. Believe in Santa and believe in #SunsOutGunsOut. 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex
Why a Christmas beaver? Because the Christmas beaver is warm and fuzzy and always has a steady supply of wood. That’s why. 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex
This is a sweet Christmas sweater. Gather the kids around the fire and tell that traditional Holiday tale about the Alligator who longed for the taste of coconuts. Sadly, he couldn't climb that high, so he settled on eating Kris Kringle. He kept the hat though. Unisex 100% Cotton Machine...
A tale as old as time, the Christmas Horse is here on this sweater to spread cheer to all good boys and girls. He's celebrating because Santa's out with the reindeer and he can finally relax. Come tell this Christmas Horse sweater what you want in your stocking. He doesn't...
Is this our unofficial version of Rugby the Tiger from ‘The Christmas Toy’? Has the fall in popularity of Frosted Flakes forced Tony to moonlight? Did we make this for your sports-themed ugly Christmas sweater party? To be honest, we don’t know what’s going on with this one. We tend...
I don't always dress up in Christmas sweaters, but when I do -- it's this one with the most interesting Santa in the world. 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex
This Christmas miracle you've been hoping for -- all on one sweater. Polar bears depict the twinning miracle on fair isle, a top of a plethora of snowflakes and bad decisions. Toss back some egg nog, slip on this sweater, grab your bestie, and make your dreams come true. 100%...
If pizza rat is your spirit animal, then you’re going to love this ugly Christmas sweater. Because all he wants for Christmas is another slice of pizza. 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex Made with a soft knit for a comfortable and easy fit
When you’re forced to wear an ugly Christmas sweater, but just want to hiss at everything red and green and jolly, at least the cat knows how you feel.  Unisex 100% Cotton Machine Wash Ribbed neck, cuffs, and hem
You might be on Santa's naughty list this year, but just like in video games -- there's a cheat for real life. Find all the hidden gold just by slipping on this ugly Christmas sweater. 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex Made with a soft knit for a comfortable and easy...
When he sneaks into your house, and leaves presents under the tree, he won’t need any milk and cookies. Have a very zombie Christmas. 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex Made with a soft knit for a comfortable and easy fit
So THAT's how confetti is made! 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex
There's a lot to take in about the scene depicted on this Holiday Christmas sweater. The Nativity scene and the birth of Jesus mixed in with some residents of the North Pole. It's a definite head scratcher, but one that will get some interesting comments. 100% Cotton Machine Wash Unisex...
The only time of year it's totally acceptable to be crazy festive and parade around in ridiculous garb. Embrace it with this classic and feminine depiction of Santa's pals the reindeer. Pulling this over your head is like wrapping up in Christmas cheer. Various Fabric, Stretchy, Imported
You can't spell selfie without "elf." And why would you want to? In this adorable ugly Christmas sweater, you'll be both a sELFie and the joy of real jingle bells every time you move. Take a selfie in the sweater and a hole in the space-time continuum will open up....
Moses came down from the mountain, and said everyone has been naughty this year. But you’re alright with that. In fact, you own it. Naughty folks are more fun anyways. 100% Acrylic Machine Wash Comfortable and soft knit for a warm and cozy fit
Stop looking. You've finally found the perfect sweater that depicts the ancient tale of how three penguins brought gifts for baby Jesus on his birthday. The story is so bright it has LED lights embedded in the sweater.  100% Acrylic Machine Wash
Every year, someone in your friend group thinks they have the innovative idea to throw an ugly Christmas sweater party. Shake things up a bit this year with a PUG-ly Christmas sweater. It's cuter and more unique. 100% Acrylic Machine Wash Comfortable and soft knit for a warm and cozy...
Pretend you're Santas little helper in this adorable tunic Christmas sweater. Features the white fringe cuffs and hem with a thick black belt. Looks good on anyone....naughty or nice. 93% Cotton/7% Fiber Imported Hand Wash Ribbed collar, hem, and cuffs
Let your jew star shine bright at this year’s ugly Christmas sweater parties. This lovely blue sweater features the Star of David, and is accented with festive jingle bells. It’s the perfect sweater for a comfy, warm, and eye-catching holiday season. 100% Acrylic Machine Wash Comfortable fit
If you dream of a mansion full of gold and dreidels, then you might just be a gelt digger. Wear your prerogative with pride with this women’s chanukah sweater. 100% Cotton Imported Hand Wash Jersey Banded neck and hem
Spread holiday cheer and seasons spices with the enthusiastic wave of the Gingerbread man. This comfy -- but festively ugly -- tunic-style sweater is suitable for all holiday celebrations this year. 100% Cotton Imported Hand Wash Jersey Banded neck and hem
It's MC Elf on the turntable. The baddest DJ at the North Pole. Ok, he's the only DJ at the North Pole, but he's still bad. Get the pullover sweater featuring him rockin the mic. 100% Acrylic Musical Christmas Sweater Machine Wash Comfortable fit Plays record scratching sounds like a...
This pullover sweater features a cute dog in a jingle bell Santa Claus cap. If that doesn't get you in the Christmas spirit, nothing will. 100% Acrylic Machine Wash Comfortable fit
This comfortable juniors tunic sweater features a couple of Santa's helpers. I don't think it's that sunny at the North Pole, so these two slackers are either chillin in a club or looking to to throw some dice. In any case, they look like they're up to no good. 100%...
It's raining down gingerbread men on this Christmas pullover sweater. I wonder if they realize, that if they survive the fall, they're still going to be eaten. It's certain doom for them, but Happy Holidays for you. 100% Acrylic Machine Wash Comfortable fit
Ho Ho Yo! Get your Christmas bling on with this Gangsta Penguin Christmas Sweater. The gold chain and penguin posse are stitched onto super soft acrylic, and all the brilliant gold colors stand out beautifully against the classic blue Christmas sweater design. 100% Acrylic Machine Wash Comfortable fit
This Christmas sweater adds festive fashion to holiday celebrations. Plus, the soft knit, comfy fit, and warm, fuzzy details make it perfect for cuddling up next to the fireplace. 100% Acrylic Machine Wash Comfortable fit
Behind every great man is a woman. In the North Pole, that woman is Mrs. Claus. This Mrs Claus Christmas Sweater is full of festive flare, and it gives a tip-of-the-hat to the woman behind all the magic of Christmas. 100% Acrylic Machine Wash Comfortable fit
Mr. Penguin wears a tie because he’s all business… but even with his tie, and his formal black-and-white suit, he just can’t help being adorable. That’s why we put him on a sweater. Now you can be the adorable Mr. Penguin too! 100% Acrylic Machine Wash Comfortable fit
Let your holiday spirit shine with this Christmas sweater dress. The oh-so-soft material is oh-so-jolly, plus it’s machine washable so you can take a little bit of worry out of the holiday season. 100% Acrylic Machine Wash Comfortable fit
What does the fox say? Merry Christmas!! At least this Santa Fox does in this 3D Juniors Christmas Sweater. 100% Acrylic Machine Wash Comfortable fit Snowflake pattern at front yoke, hem, and wrists
You get to decide which list you want to be on this year. Do you want to be on the boring nice list? Or do you want to wind up on Santa's naughty list? This tunic sweater dress will help you up the sexiness of Santa and have some fun...
Pugs are about the cutest thing on the planet, but this juniors Christmas sweater took it to a whole new level. A pug with freakin' sparkly reindeer antlers. Mic drop. 100% Acrylic Machine Wash Comfortable fit Ribbed-knit collar, cuffs, and hem

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