The real present this Christmas season will be how all your family members avoid eye contact and small talk when you stroll into festivities with you Illuminati money sweater. Watch out for Uncle Andy though. He's three beers in and ready to talk conspiracy theories. That's still better than a too-long hug from Aunt Edna.

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               The real present this Christmas season will be how all your family members avoid eye contact and small talk when you stroll into festivities with you Illuminati money sweater. Watch out for Uncle Andy though. He's three beers in and ready to talk conspiracy theories. That's still better than a too-long hug from Aunt Edna.

                • 100% Cotton
                • Machine Wash
                • Unisex
                • Made with a soft knit for a comfortable and easy fit
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